Or so spoof photographer Alison Jackson would have you think. Birds Eye has enlisted the lookalike creator to imagine what Posh and Becks, John Terry and Sven Goran-Eriksson will be doing in the months of June and July.
Beckham will be indoors, cooking for his wife; Terry is imagined crying in his front room, in an England football kit, watching a match while eating a fish finger sandwich, while Goran-Erikson is shown sat on a sofa, about to tuck into a gourmet looking fish finger sandwich, surrounded by carnival dancers.
Brand: Birds Eye
Photographer: Alison Jackson