Well Call You Mystery Caller

We'll Call You - easyJet

Mole was excited by news that Sir Stelios Haji-Ioannou is to launch an airline brand called FastJet, but our attempt to find out more about it ended in frustration.

We'll Call You - British Olympic Association

Reports of British athletes' sponsorship commitments as London 2012 fever builds has left Mole worried about the effect on their preparations for the Games.

We'll Call You - Caffe Nero

Mole is both a coffee and an internet addict, so news that the coffee shop chain is to offer free wi-fi services sent us scrambling for the phone to find out more.

We'll Call You - Bernard Matthews

Mole is a fan of TV chefs, so when we heard Marco Pierre White's Bernard Matthews products had been axed due to poor sales, we found it tough to accept.

We'll Call You - The Football Association

Moles rarely get to see international football matches in person, so we were disappointed when the latest friendly was cancelled following civil unrest in London.

We'll Call You - Asda

Mole is a vain and frugal creature, so when we heard about trials for Asda's 'Great Bum Jeans', we were excited by the prospect of cheap and flattering threads

We'll Call You - Superdrug

Mole is a secret fan of BAFTA-winning ITV2 'reality' show The Only Way is Essex, so when we read that Superdrug had a tie-in beauty range, we were thrilled.

We'll Call You - Maximuscle

Every summer, Mole is glued to the cricket, so ads for Maximuscle with England's Stuart Broad caught our eye. But we were afraid of overdoing the iron-pumping.

We'll Call You - Waitrose

Being cursed with poor eyesight, Mole much prefers to shop in smaller venues, so news about the launch of Waitrose convenience stores grabbed our attention.

We'll Call You - Britvic

Mole's mischievous little sister is dying to try Britvic's Turbo Tango foam drink. We wanted to be certain we wouldn't be setting ourselves up for messy mayhem.